You probably know that today is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" but did you know that it's also "Meow Like a Pirate Day?" At least that what my west coast brother, who has a very precocious cat, tells me.
On this very special day, which my son has celebrated for years, it would not have surprised me to hear people saying things like "Aaarrrgh," "Ahoy Matey," "Avast," "Aye, aye Cap'n" or "Land ho!" It would have surprised me to hear a cat say "Mearrrgh." I would have been even more surprised if the cat had a peg leg or walked with a swagger.
One of my favorite NYT puzzles, called "Strands" even had a piratical theme today with the title "Shiver me Timbers!"
Now I know that "Shiver me timbers." is something pirates are supposed to say but, beyond that, I really don't know what it means unless they are talking about a Quaking Aspen, which is a beautiful tree whose leaves shiver in the slightest breeze.
So, of course, I did a little research. It is an expression that was used by pirates and other sailors in olden times to express extreme fear, shock or surprise. It means "I'm so scared my legs are shaking."
It really can happen. This has nothing to do with being a pirate but I have experienced the shaking legs. When I was a sophomore in high school we were required, in history class, to recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. Now I went to Lutheran elementary school for nine years, if you count kindergarten, so I was no stranger to memorization. I had been memorizing hymns and Bible passages and taking my turn reciting them in front of the class for years, but for some reason, when I had to speak into a microphone (our teacher was recording us) I absolutely panicked. I made it through the recitation but my legs really were shaking. It was so obvious to everyone that a friend reminded me of the incident at a class reunion 15 years later. "You were so scared your legs were shaking." were his exact words, said with a laugh of course.
Maybe you've had a similar experience with shivery timbers. If so you have my deepest sympathy.




