Today is, according to my west coast brother and other sources, "National Lazy Mom's Day," "Eat an Extra Dessert Day," "National Wildlife Day," "National Macadamia Nut Day," "National Newspaper Carriers Day" and "National Waffle Week," all of which sound like very interesting days, worthy of celebration.
First of all, let me make it very clear that Lazy Mom's Day has nothing to do with assuming that there is such a thing as a 'lazy mom', which is obviously an oxymoron. Lazy Mom's Day is a day set aside to encourage other members of a family to do all the routine things that a mom typically does. Meanwhile, if she's lucky, Mom can indulge in an extra dessert, then go to the zoo and enjoy seeing the wildlife, while munching on macadamia nuts. If she's really lucky, someone will have made her a waffle, either as breakfast or as an extra dessert. Waffles are not just for breakfast.
"National Newspaper Carriers Day" is a little hard to tie into the rest of these oh-so-special September 4th days. It's obviously a day of some historical significance. Once upon a time young lads with bags of newspapers delivered them daily to the doorsteps of subscribers and then called on those same people weekly to collect payment for the newspapers. My first spouse had a nifty coin carrier that clipped to his belt, ready to collect coins (pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters) and make change. My current spouse was an assistant carrier, helping his older brother. His cuteness may have helped with the collections.
I have no idea if there are still newspaper carriers anywhere. People I know (myself included) read news on line, get some from TV news shows or have actual newspapers mailed to them. If there are still some newspaper carriers around they definitely deserve an extra dessert.

