A day to remember

Today was a red letter day in my life, a day to remember in my technological evolution.  Today my daughter asked for my help with a Publisher problem and - wait for it - I was able to help her!
Today I also "installed" a new cordless keyboard on my computer at work.  After carefully reading the installation manual which told me not to eat the batteries, and warned of other dire possibilities, and scanning the warranty booklet, I finally found the actual installation instructions on a postcard size slip of paper. They consisted of two pictures, one showing how to put the batteries in and one indicating that I had to plug the memory stick into my computer.  I did both steps and it worked.  Such an accomplishment.