Thinking turkey

In two weeks it will be Thanksgiving and I'll be cooking a turkey for the first time in several years.  It just happened that we had Thanksgiving at other family members' homes and I did Christmas dinner, but this year I get Thanksgiving.  I'm pretty excite since I'll get to use my new oven for the first time for something this big.  Since it's been quite a few years I'm contemplating buying a Butterball turkey because they have a hot line I can call for help.  And it must be a pretty good hot line.  I heard a comedian comment recently that the government should turn to the Butterball hotline to help with the Obama care website problems.  He said that the Bb hotline could handle huge numbers of calls, were always cheerful, and knew all the answers.  Hmmm, sounds good to me.