one surgery I can resist

I admit it, as I get older from time to time I've day dreamed about various types of plastic surgery.  How about a face lift?  Should I have my lips puffed up?  Firm up the chin line?  But this evening I heard of a surgery that's growing in popularity that I will find very easy to resist.  Evidently thigh gap surgery is the thing to do.  Every one should aspire to the beauty goal of space between your thighs, and this wonder can be achieved by a very special kind of liposuction.  Or, it occurs to me, a person could just stand with their legs a little farther apart.  Sorry if this grosses you out; it just seems so silly to me.