I'm driving a rental car.

Today I took my car in because the parts had come in to repair the door where it was side swiped four weeks ago.  Since I drive an oldie but goodie (a 2004 Buick Rendezvous) it took them a little while to find the replacement door.  While my car is being repaired I'm driving a rental, a cute little 2014 Nissan Versa.  I've never even heard of a Versa before but it's a cute little car, very responsive, easy to drive, but happily, for my budget, it's not enticing me to buy one.  I know it's ecologically irresponsible, but I love my big old Buick. I'd write an ode to it but the only rhyme I can come up with for Rendezvous is "me and you" as in let's me and you go for a ride in my Rendezvous and that's not even good English, let alone good poetry. But still it's easier than rhyming something with Versa.