Evidently people in and out of the Trump administration are being accused of promoting alternate or alternative truths. I find this to be a fascinating concept. I can understand differences of opinion or beliefs but alternative truths seems like a more interesting concept. I have no idea who's correct about how many people attended the inauguration or how many millions of illegal votes were cast. But if this is going to become an acceptable approach to the truth I have a few alternate truths of my own to put forth. Here goes: 70 is the new 40. I still weigh what I did in college, I only ever eat healthy foods. I only ever read serious, motivational books. I exercise every day. I keep my apartment spotlessly clean. I only dress in the latest fashions. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....
That was fun. Feel free to indulge in your own alternate truths.
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