Best advice ever...

Long time dear friends, knowing that I've been stressing a little lately about age ( having just dealt with the reality of my 55 year highschool reunion) gave me a surprise preasent today filled with good advice.  First the card, it's a Maxine card which will give you an idea of the art work. On the front it says "There's a new ELIXIR that makes WRINKLES a lot less obvious." This statement grabbed my immediate attention.  Inside the message continued "It's called a DOUBLE MARTINI." Luckily for me, I know of a nearby establishment, Main Street Bistro, that makes truly excellent martinis so I have a place to test this theory. But wait, there's more. With the card came a fancy little box with a message boldly printed on the front that says "I SEE NO GOOD REASON TO ACT MY AGE." What an excellent message.  I have put it in a place where I will read it every day. To start putting this idea into practice we strolled over to GermanFest to enjoy brats, beer and polka music. In case you're wondering, it would appear that good German beer works just about as well as martinis.