Information you need

I won't be able to blog for the next several days so I've decided to share some information I'm sure you'll be excited to have. Did you know that Saturday was World Beard Day and yesterday was Pet Rock Day? I sincerely hope that not knowing about these two earthshaking events did not in any way dampen your Labor Day Weekend celebration. But now, looking forward, plan for these events.  September 7 is Buy a Book Day (I like that one), on the 9th we have Wonderful Weirdos Day, the 10th is Grandparents' Day, and on the 11th, Patriots Day. Then comes Fortune Cookie Day on the 13th and Eat a Hoagie Day on the 14th. I will leave it to my readers to assign the appropriate level of seriousness to each of these days. For me Fortune Cookie Day is way up on the list, not only because I like fortune cookies but also because that date happens to be the birthday of my firstborn. I will have to tell him what an auspicious day he was born on, although I have a snealy suspicion that Fortune Cookie Day hadn't been invented 46 years ago.