bald or bold??

Looking ahead on my nifty calendar I see that tomorrow is "Be Bald and Free Day." When I first glanced at the entry I thought it said "Bold and Free" and I started thinking about what I could do to express my boldness and freeness tomorrow. I started my list with eating whatever I felt like, including at least two cookies, but then I glanced at the calendar again and realized it said Bald not Bold. Well, heck, I can't be bald and free. I did get my hair cut recently but I'm not quite bald. I guess I'll go eat a cookie to ease my disappointment.