Thursday, July 26, 2018

Calendar confusion

Two items on my calendars today have me puzzled.  First of all, my Old Farmer's Almanac informed me that you can ask your banana a yes / no question, cut the end off, and see the answer. If, after you cut the end off the banana, the lines in the center form a "Y" then the answer to your question is yes, if not it's no.  I didn't have a question (I'm really not in the habit of discussing my life concerns with a banana) but I did have a banana to eat earlier today so I cut the end off to check this out.  No "Y" on my banana, actually no lines at all that I could see, so I don't plan to use this method.  

Secondly, my special days calendar informed me that today is "All or Nothing Day."  What kind of a day is that?  All or nothing of what?  Does this mean I should eat all of the food on my plate or leave it all?  Should I read all day until I finish my current book or not read at all?  Should I finish off the open bottle of wine in my refirgerator?  Now that doesn't sound too bad.  Actually, I celebrated this day by not doing any house work at all.  I guess I could learn to appreciate this day.

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