Another thing I will never do

I've mentioned before that there are some things that I will never do.  Sky diving and bungee jumping are high on my list.  But here's a new one:  Even if I win a humungous amount in a lottery (which isn't too likely because I seldom play the lottery) I will never spend $17,000,000.00 on a pair of shoes.  I don't care if they are gold plated and diamond studded (both true, as seen on TV) the heels were so high  - 6 inches? - that if I tried to walk in them I would fall off and break some part of me. If anyone would like to gift me with $17 million to test my resolve, I will accept your challenge.