I've mentioned before that I get lots of interesting catalogs from time to time. I think this is because the lady who lived in this apartment before me bought everything through catalogs. Today, one of my favorites arrived in the mail. Not surprisingly, the name of the publication is "Catalog Favorites." I have bought a few gifts from this catalog but I particularly enjoy it for the clever captions on the T-shirts they sell. Here are a few of my favorites from this issue:
"I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink, turns our it was the refrigerator."
"I thought growing old would take longer."
"Dusted once, it came back. Not falling for that again."
"The 12 step chocoholics program - never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate."
"If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate.' I'll turn around."
And of course my all time favorite: "Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body."
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