please pass the wine

I heard this on the news today.  Today is National Drink Wine Day.  I didn't realize that you needed a special day to drink wine but it eems like a fine idea for a special day.  Sadly, I was in a meeting earlier this eveing (the church kind, not the kind where you can drink wine; although I do sometimes wonder what people actually have in those fancy water bottles they carry around.)  Really, does anyone drink that much water?  But I digress.  I didn't remember until just now that this is a day to drink wine and now the day is almost over.  I do have some rather nice white wine in the frig.  Perhaps I shall take a little detour through the kitchen on my way to the bedroom.  Good night, everyone.