I'm trying to be good

I'm trying to follow all the rules, at least as much as I can.  I stay in my apartment, when I do need to ride in the elevator I try to be sure I'm riding alone.  I'm washing my hands a lot.  But the one thing I'm having real problems with is the directive to not touch my face.  I don't understand why, the instant I'm reminded of this rule, my nose starts to itch, or my eyes or my chin.  The one time I had the best success at not touching my face was when I drove to the bank the other day.  I found that if I focused on keeping both hands on the wheel (always a good idea) I didn't have a hand left over to scratch my nose.  Of course we're not supposed to be out driving around so that's not really a very effective solution.  Ok now, be honest, how many times have you touched your face while reading this paragraph?  Is your nose itching right now?  Go ahead, scratch your nose.  I won't tell.