Monday, May 3, 2021

What's under that rug?

 My west coast brother, always on top of these things tells me that today is National Chocolate Custard Day and also National Lumpy Rug Day.  I told him I thought that either of those is better than lumpy custard, but now I'm wondering, what's under that rug?  How lumpy is it?  Lost Lego pieces make little lumps under rugs while a body would be a pretty large, obvious lump.  Woops, I may be thinking too much about murder mysteries.  Honestly, everything that I can think of that might make a lump under a rug is kind of disgusting.  I mean, what are the odds of finding a diamond ring or a bag of silver dollars under there?  Why would anyone want to celebrate a lumpy rug?  I guess I'll eat some chocolate custard and try not to think about it.

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