Today my favorite catalog (yes a real paper paged catalog) arrived in the mail. The catalog is actually called "Catalog Favorites, Casual, Comfortable and Fun." I have seldom ordered anything from this catalog but I do like to read it because several pages are filled with sweatshirts. Not just any old sweatshirts but the kind with funny sayings on them. So here are my favorites from this issue: "I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives." "Dear Autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt." "My moods don't just swing. They bounce, pivot, recoil, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette." "I've reached the age when my train of thought often leaves the station without me." "If by 'crunches' you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches." There, wasn't that better than trying to read people's chests? You're welcome.
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