I'm no Longfellow

 I'm trying to write my annual Christmas poem, and I use the word poem very loosely.  I've tried some openings

"Over the river and through the traffic, to Nana's apartment they'll come..."

or how about "Dashing through the rain.."

or "Jingle Bells, jingle bells, FedEx all the way..."

or maybe  "There's no place like on-line shopping for the holidays.."

Nope, not there yet.  You will just have to wait for the final draft.