Today, according to my west coast brother, is National Tell an Old Joke Day and so I will. I hope all good Catholics will forgive me, but I was told this by a Catholic priest so I think it's ok.
One day, some Pharisees brought a woman to Jesus, declaring that she had been caught in adultery, and asking what should be done to her. This was a test. Everyone knew that the penalty for a woman caught in adultery was to be stoned to death. After some thought, jesus responded "Let the person without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, an old lady came out of the crowd and heaved a rock at the woman on trial. Jesus looked at her and said "Mother, some times you make me so mad."
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