While searching through some old papers, I came across these gems and decided to share them:
A reading from the book of Genesis
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
Then he made the earth round....and he laughed and laughed and laughed....
And from a list of bulletin bloopers given to me many years ago, when it was actually my job to put together the weekly bulletins, here are eight of my favorites:
1. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
2. During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Scubbs supplied our pulpit.
3. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
4. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
5. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
6. The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
7. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
8. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Thankfully none of these bloopers were mine. I wasn't perfect, but I did have a very good proofreader.
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