With the help of my west coast brother and some digging of my own, I have learned that today is "National Onion Rings Day." It's also "Kissing Day."
Just a word of advice here. Always share your onion rings with your significant other. That way, when you come to the kissing part of the day, neither of you will be offended by the other's onion breath.
Or, alternatively, we could also declare this "National Mouthwash Day." I'm not sure how to go about getting this added to the list of special days but it might be worth a try. It does seem to me that if we are going to be spending the day eating onion rings and kissing (both of which activities I thoroughly enjoy) taking time out to swish a little mouthwash might be a good idea.
I did a little research just now and discovered that what I need to do is submit my national day idea to "National Day Calendar" with a compelling reason for it's creation. I'm pretty sure I've given the compelling reason above. Would anyone care to sign my petition?
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