New Glasses

I picked up my new pair of glasses today and so far they are doing just what I needed, helping me see a little more clearly in the distance and making it easier to read small print.  That's nice, but where's the excitement?
I got my first pair of glasses when I was seven years old, and they were wonderful.  I was sure, with their squarish brown plastic frames, they made me look at least ten.  61 years later, my new glasses have squarish brown plastic frames - what goes around, comes around.  Sadly they don't make me look ten.