washing woodwork

People keep asking me "What are you going to do when you retire?"  or "What are you looking forward to when you retire?" and I keep giving vague answers like "Oh, I'll find some volunteer work that interests me." and "I will still be involved with committees at the church." but the truth of the matter is that I'm looking forward to giving my house the first really good "spring house cleaning" it's had in years.  Of course, I do have a fear - what if it's only the grime of ages holding everything together?  I can see the headlines now "MYSTERIOUS HOUSE COLLAPSE, INSURANCE REFUSES TO PAY UP!"