Three special days in one

My sophisticated, serious calendar says that today is United Nations Day and also Labour Day in New Zealand.  OK, it's actually my page-a-day Sudoku calendar but still I trust that this information is correct. Correct but nor particularly exciting. However my other calendar that has told me about so many other nifty days this month informs me that today is "National Bologna Day". Who knew bologna had it's own day?  I haven't eaten bologna for a long time but the thought of it does bring back one distinct memory. My husband and his mother like fried bologna. There's a trick to frying bologna - you need to make little slices around the edges to keep it from curling into a cup shape when you fry it. It's not too bad in a sandwich but I prefer mine cold from the package. I mentioned that I haven't eaten bologna for a long time, but it occurs to me that I have been absolutely inundated with bologna (or is that baloney?) during this election season.