Here's a challenge for you.

I celebrated my birthday earlier this week. Never mind which one. Suffice it to say I'm closer to 70 than 60. I received several nice birthday cards but the one that still has me chuckling is from my brother and it said you're not old until you have trouble saying IRISH WRISTWATCH three times fast. Needless to say I flubbed it the first time through, but then so did each grandchild I showed it to so I don't feel so old after all.