Too cold for me

I saw on this evening's weather report that Monday night the temperature will drop to 12 degrees BELOW zero. I'm sorry but I don't believe that's a real temperature. I really think that, if this is the way this winter is going to go, I need to go one step beyond retirement (or re-retirement this time around) and consider hibernation. I'm not exactly sure what bears take into their caves when they get ready to hibernate but I'm envisioning snuggling under my toasty warm electric blanket with some snacks and good books, reading til I get sleepy, then putting my sleep mask over my eyes and sleeping in until spring. I think I'll go do a practice run.