I'm not sure how this is going to work

Fort Wayne has passed a new noise ordinance. Anyone who makes loud noises within 50 feet of someone's residence can be fined $150 to $500. This sounds like a fine idea to me except for a couple of tiny little details. First, my apartment is more than 50 feet up so any road noise or concert music is too far away to worry about. Any near neighbors are generally very quiet so no problem there. Actually the only noisy "neighbors" I have are the geese that fly by my apartment every night about midnight, honking all the way. Sadly, none of them seem to be carrying little purses, so I think the odds of fining them are pretty slim.