Tomorrow is "tell an old joke day" so this must be "tell an old joke day eve." Since I like jokes I decided to tell one tonight and one tomorrow. I hope no one finds this offensive.
Jesus was with his followers when a woman caught in adultery was brought to him. The Pharasees, to test him, said "Master, what should we do with this woman who was caught in sin? Should she be stoned?" Jesus thought a while and then said "Let the person who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly an old lady came out of the crowd, picked up a rock and threw it. Jesus looked at her and said "Mother, sometimes you make me so mad."
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