Please pass the coffee.

Well, here's some happy news.  Coffee is now good for you, at least for the moment. It evidently doesn't even matter if it's decaf or regular. Not only does it contain all kinds of good antioxidents and other good stuff it also, and I quote here, "reduces the risk of death, by 12% if you drink one cup a day, by 18% if you drink 2 or more cups a day." I heard these statistics twice in two different TV reports so they must be true. Maybe. if you drink 8-10 cups a day you could reduce your risk of death altogether. Once again people, I feel compelled to point out here that we all have a 100% chance of dying sooner or later. But in the meantime enjoy your coffee. Do you supposed Starbucks, or maybe Dunkin Donuts, funded this research? Oh, what a nasty, suspicious mind I have.