This is just sad

According to my nifty calendar, tomorrow is "Water a Flower Day".  I'm giving you advanced notice so you don't forget.  I mean, if you're only going to water a flower one day a year, it would be a shame to miss it and really hard on the flower.  I am not the greatest gardener in the world, not exactly black thumb class but pretty close, but even I know that you need to water flowers more than once a year.  I even water (wash off) my plastic flowers more than once a year.  This day may be my choice for most worthless 'day' on this calendar.  It even beats out "National Sea Monkey Day" which was last week.  I think I'll invent my on special day,  How about "start a new hobby day"?  But more about that tomorrow.