This isn't really funny but...

...I must admit this made me laugh.  A news story on TV earlier today caught my attention.  Killings are, sadly, not that uncommon in the Fort Wayne news but it is very unusual to hear of someone being killed with a machete.  According to the testimony of the accused killer, he killed his wife in anger because he suspected her of being unfaithful. He also said he 'accidentally' cut her in the neck with the machete. Ok, I can kind of imagine that, if you just happen to be carrying a machete, maybe aimlessly swinging it around, you might accidentally slice through someone's neck, but twice??? He did say he hit her twice. I don't think I'm an unusually suspicious person but he'd better hope I don't show up on his jury.