I changed my mind,

Yesterday I said that I wouldn't be making any New Year resolutions this year, but two news reports today made me change my mind,  My first resolution may be a repeat from last year, but it's worth restating - I resolve that I will never participate in a "Polar Plunge."  In fact, I will add that to my list of things I never want to do.  It's right up there with sky-diving.  My second resolution is that I will not (this year or any year) have a tattoo put on my eyeball.  Interestingly, that last possibility, which I had never even heard of, came up when a news reporter was listing some new laws that became effective in Indiana today.  It is now illegal to have your eyeball tattooed in Indiana, just in case you were considering it. I wonder how many people have actually had their eyeballs tattooed, and what kind of tattoo would you put on your eye? Another eyeball? Enough people must have tried this (and had some bad results, no surprise there) to make it a serious enough problem to create a law against it.  I just can't imagine.