These special days make sense.

Today, according to my calendar, is "Popcorn Day" and I must say I have seldom seen a day more perfect for staying inside and eating popcorn.  Tomorrow is "Penguin Awareness Day" and I'm going to be watching (from inside of course). I will not be at all surprised to see a flock of penguins sliding down the river.  They should feel right at home in these conditions.  I will only really worry when I see the polar bears chasing them.