best joke

 Here's the best joke from today's exercise class:

A German Shepard, a Doberman and a cat have all died and gone to heaven.  As they stand before God he asks them to state their beliefs.  The German Shepherd said "I believe in loyalty, strength and obedience." to which God responded "Excellent, sit here on my right side."  The Doberman responded "I believe in dedication, love and faithfulness."  God said "That's good.  Sit here on my left side." Then he turned to the cat and said "What's your belief?"  The cat responded, "I believe you're in my seat."

Personal note, anyone who has ever lived with a cat is not surprised at this response.