Tuesday, November 16, 2021

a little laughter

 Sometimes I really fear for the trees in this country.  This usually happens when I open my mailbox and find it stuffed full of useless paper printed with messages I don't want to read. Charities, furniture stores and insurance companies seem determined to separate me from my money.  But every once in a while something good slips through.  Today, for instance, my favorite catalog arrived in the mail.  I don't send them money either but I do enjoy reading their sweat shirt messages.  Here are my favorites from this edition:  "If you can't remember my name just say chocolate.  I'll turn around." "Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye."  I sense a theme here.  "When I was a kid I wanted to be older.  This _____ was not what I expected." "Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat." and my current favorite "You're never too old for nap time."

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