My west coast brother tells me that today is National Farm Joke Day. Out of curiosity, I googled 'farm jokes' and it turns out they come in a great variety from kid's farm jokes to dirty farm jokes to sexy farm jokes. I did not delve too deeply but here are three of my favorite safe ones: How does a farmer fix his pants? With a cabbage patch. What do you get when you combine a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A cockapoodledoo. And finally, in honor of the coming holiday - What kind of key has no lock?
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