I clicked on my west coast brother's text this morning and this is what I read. "I just heard about a woman who is in trouble for not having her cat spayed. She was arrested for littering." Ha ha, groan. There are jokes and then there are Dad Jokes. I leave it to you to decide which this is. But it turns out that today is "National Tell a Joke Day." Now I do appreciate a really good joke or riddle. or even a mildly silly one, so I feel I must rise to the challenge.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
The child refused to nap. She was found guilty of resisting a rest.
What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A melt down.
And my favorite from today's list of Dad Jokes (you really can find anything on Google) - Where does a pirate go to buy a hook? A second-hand store.
I'll save the giraffe in the refrigerator joke for another day.
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