My west coast brother has informed me that today is "Respect Your Cat Day." I think it's pretty obvious that this day was dreamed up by a human. Any cat I've ever known has assumed that every day is 'respect your cat' day. What's not to respect?
Cats obviously assume that they are worthy of respect, if not adoration. As I read somewhere recently "Cats were once worshipped as gods and they've never forgotten it."
When I told my brother that, he responded with his own wise cat saying "Dogs think they are human, cats think humans are stupid cats with food." Never forget the 'with food' part. That's very important. Having digested all this I decided to see what other cat related sayings are out there. Here are some of my favorites, enjoy:
Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. (Mine usually from the top of the refrigerator.)
Yes I know I got fur all over the house. It's called FURniture, isn't it?
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
Domestic cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens that whatever you say to them they always purr.
One cat just leads to another. (I know this one is true.)
"Its not that I'm anti-social, I'm just not user friendly."
A cat is there when you call her, if she doesn't have anything better to do.
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