Sunday, September 8, 2019

a few more laughs

Or maybe a few more groans.  Here are the last of my favorite sweat shirt sayings.  After this I will lay off the fabric humor, I promise.
Being a natural born procrastinator I really like this one: "If I say I will do it, I will do it!  No need to remind me every six months."
And considering some of the people I meet on the elevators - "Mister Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood."  
In honor of my retired nursing friends - "Yes, I'm a nurse.  No, I don't want to see it."
One I believe is true based on some of my travel experiences - "Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom."
And finally, because you're probably wondering about me by this time = "Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I'm fine."  

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