I think it's time for a laugh so here are I few I want to share:
From Facebook - "Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean."
From my favorite sweatshirt catalog:
This one further reflects my attitude toward housecleaning - "Dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again."
On a more personal note - "I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator." And my new favorite - "My GPS has learned to say 'your other left.' " My husband used to say it frequently, only right that my GPS should take over for him.
To be continued....
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