My west coast brother has come through again. Today is "National Farm Joke Day" and he has even provided some jokes: What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. You notice these jokes are both about cows. My west coast brother actually is a farmer. Granted it's a small farm but he does have goats and sheep and chickens and two cats, so I wondered why only cow jokes? Maybe his animals just don't seem that funny to him, but I decided to help him out with a couple of goat jokes: Why are goats from France more musical than American goats? Because they have French horns. What do you call a goat swimming really fast in a lake? A motor goat. So ok, maybe goat jokes aren't the best, but I bet you smiled just a little.
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