Friday, November 17, 2023

it's joke time

My west coast brother has come through again.  Today is "National Farm Joke Day" and he has even provided some jokes:  What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.  What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.  You notice these jokes are both about cows.  My west coast brother actually is a farmer.  Granted it's a small farm but he does have goats and sheep and chickens and two cats, so I wondered why only cow jokes?  Maybe his animals just don't seem that funny to him, but I decided to help him out with a couple of goat jokes:  Why are goats from France more musical than American goats?   Because they have French horns.  What do you call a goat swimming really fast in a lake?  A motor goat.  So ok, maybe goat jokes aren't the best, but I bet you smiled just a little.  

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