Now that's punny...

My west coast brother has informed me that today is "Abet and Aid Punsters Day."  I've been told that 'a pun is the lowest form of humor.' But I think they're funny.  For example "I made a paper airplane but it wouldn't fly...Turns our you can't make them out of stationary." 

By definition, a pun is a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of words.  Here's another one..."I'm going to stand outside.  If anyone asks where I am, tell them I'm outstanding." and one more..."What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."  Here's another one. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." and my all time favorite  "I want to be cremated when I die.  It's my last chance for a smoking hot body."  These may not have made you laugh out loud, but if they made you smile a little, my work here is done.