My west coast brother informed me that today is "National Backyard Day" and "National Poultry Day" and suggested that I should let some chickens loose in our backyard to "eat the baby traffic cones and keep the infestation in check." While I do appreciate his advice there is a flaw with this plan. Our covenants and restrictions do not allow us to raise chickens in our backyard, or our front yard either. Too bad, I know, but that's the rule.
I wasn't able to get a picture today but I watched from a safe distance as they spread straw (with the help of their minions) in a neat round space, then planted little orange flags all around, leaving the cones snugly in the middle. If that's not nesting, I don't know what is.
My brother pointed out that, in the picture I posted yesterday, it appeared that the neighbors across the way were preparing to brick up their back door, so I am evidently not the only one feeling threatened.
Happily, I was able to find a distraction inside the house where I feel safe (as long as I keep the doors locked). In addition to the special days mentioned above, today is also "National Chocolate Caramel Day." Now there's a day to celebrate. My spouse and I celebrated this evening with vanilla ice cream covered with goo. I chose caramel and chocolate while he went with honey and nuts. All in all a very satisfying way to relieve the tensions of the day.
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