There's a wise old saying "Just because your paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed." I've been pretty sure for some time now that I am being pursued, but it's not a threat by humans. Every where I go I am surrounded by orange and white striped traffic cones. Today, coming home on Anthony from an eye appointment, we drove through a veritable slalom course of cones that stretched for several blocks. In addition, Lake Avenue, my favorite route from home to downtown Fort Wayne, is completely blocked off at the intersection with Anthony. I have never seen such a dense cluster of traffic cones as we passed today. Everywhere I go, it seems that there are more and more of them. This may be their breeding season.
Now you may say "But Luci, they are in everyone's way. They aren't just after you." I would tend to agree with you if it weren't for the fact that two of them showed up in our back yard a couple of days ago. There is no road construction going on in our back yard, so why, I ask you are they there. The obvious answer - they're after me.
These are the two in our back yard. They evidently travel in pairs. I really hope they're not building a nest.
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