Crime really does not pay.

I heard this on the news yesterday and it made me laugh.  Two youth broke into a woman's house, stole what they thought was a container of coke, tried sniffing it but didn't get a high.  After they were caught (we're not talking master criminals here) they were informed that the substance they tried to get high on was actually the ashes of the lady's deceased father.  It serves them right, but yuck!