Thursday, November 12, 2020

catalog joys

 Every three months or so the mailman brings me one of my favorite catalogs.  Ironically it's called "Catalog Favorites."  There are lots of different clothes in this catalog, but what I always look for are the sweatshirts with pithy sayings.  Here are my first four favorites from this issue:

'At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.'

'Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me directions.'

' I'm a wooden spoon, lead paint, no car seat, no seat belt, no bike helmet survivor.'

' If 2020 was a drink. it would be a colonoscopy prep.' 

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