Please indulge me. One more evening of sweatshirt humor, and then no more (until the next catalog comes).
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition?
\If by "crunches" you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then YES, I do crunches.
People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs, and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
I accidentally went shopping on an empty stomach. and now I'm the proud owner of Aisle 6.
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