My west coast brother informed me that today is Farm Joke Day, and being a goat farmer, as well as a loving brother, he shared a few with me, so of course I'll share with you.
1. What did the mommy goat say to the baby goat?
"It's pasture bed time." to which the baby goat replied "butt, butt, butt."
2. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
3. What do you call a horse with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't cone any way.
After those jokes, I felt compelled to respond. What do you call a chicken with no wings and no legs. White meat!
Ok, enough of this nonsense, but if it took your mind off Covid and politics for a minute, my job is done here.😁
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