My wonder spouse and I went shopping at Menards this morning. All we needed were two hooks to hang on my bathroom linin closet door, Just a tiny little home improvement job.
But those of you who shop at Menards know that it is a really big store that sells everything from breakfast cereal to kitchen sinks and just about anything else you can think of.
As I said, we just stopped in for a quick and easy purchase. As we strolled through the store, looking for the aisle that housed hooks, I made the mistake of stopping to look at a display of calendars without letting my spouse know what I was doing. The next thing I knew he had disappeared from view.
I walked along in the direction we had been headed looking to left and right but not seeing my spouse anywhere. Now I was the wander spouse. After just a few minutes of fruitless looking I came upon a cheerful looking clerk and, because I am a woman, I asked for directions to the hook aisle. I am not reluctant to ask directions. The incredibly helpful clerk didn't just point me in the right direction, she walked with me all the way to aisle 302. I'm pretty sure we started at aisle 8.
I found the perfect hooks and as I was taking them off the rack, my wonder spouse found me. The two hooks cost $1.99 each. Despite all of the other amazing things on display, that's all we bought. The entertainment value of roaming through that store was worth every penny.