I'm qualified now

I took my CPR training this afternoon, to renew my certification.  I puffed breaths into the dummy's mouth, did those sequences of 30 compressions, learned the right way to "Heimlich" someone, and how to use the nifty defibulator machine (I love a machine that talks to you and tells you exactly what to do).  I passed the written exam, played victim, worked on other victims, and generally learned quite a bit.  All I can say now is, if you plan to have an emergency, choose your location wisely.  Anywhere but where I am would probably be good.