Today is "Presidential Joke Day." Yes, my newly retired west coast brother has come through again. Now that he is retired he has more time for such frivolities. Sadly, he didn't send me any jokes to go with this special day so I have had to find some myself. Here we go:
Which US president got his job on line? Abraham Linkedin.
Which of Washington's generals had the best sense of humor? General Laughfayette.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Jokes on reddit are like US presidents. You might see a new one every four years or so.
A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling "The president is an idiot." Police surround him, handcuff him and march him off to prison saying "You know you're not allowed to insult our president." He yells "No, no, I didn't mean Putin. I meant the president of Ukraine." The police responded "Don't be silly, we know who the idiot is."
If you are really interested there are many, many more presidential jokes on line which you may peruse at your leisure. I've had all the presidential nonsense I can take so I'm going to bed.
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